Sharing Machine sells t-shirts, books, CDs, and other merchandise by Drew & Natalie Dee. All of our merchandise ships from our Columbus, OH warehouse approximately once per week. If you have a special request or question about when your order will arrive, please email Drew at firstname.lastname@example.org. We will attempt to get you the stuff you want in the timeframe you want, but please understand that we only ship once a week and Drew typically does not believe that webcomic merchandise is a life-or-death matter, and will probably even make fun of you if you do that "Customer is always right" stuff.
If you are inside the USA you will probably get your items in 2-3 weeks from the date you order, possibly sooner. If you're outside the USA it will be anywhere from 2 weeks to 6 weeks depending on where you live, how heavy the box is, and which direction the wind is blowing.
We gladly replace broken or damaged merchandise. However, we operate strictly on a "no refund, no exchange, no return" policy for merchandise that arrives in acceptable condition. If you want to request one of these three things that we don't do, email email@example.com. We'll probably cave and do what you ask if you're reasonable, but if you're being unreasonable, we reserve the right to tell you no.
By placing an order at thenewsharingmachine.com you agree that you agree to all of the above.
For questions about your order, please email firstname.lastname@example.org. We reply to email 365 days a year.